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Also click to enlarge.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/continuum.png</image:loc><image:title>Continuum</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/tumblr_mdvesepmc51qgxioxo1_500.gif</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_mdvesePMC51qgxioxo1_500</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/boop.gif</image:loc><image:title>BOOP!</image:title><image:caption>Like this one... BOOP! *scamper*</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-06-17T01:04:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2017/11/30/dear-brewers-dont-photoshop-this-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/santa-sample-e1511922233336.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Santa Sample</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/cf9dd2fb15fbce84eb6927eb3021a262-christmas-beer-christmas-love.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cf9dd2fb15fbce84eb6927eb3021a262--christmas-beer-christmas-love</image:title><image:caption>Urgh.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-29T21:50:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2017/06/16/dank-bro/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/simpson-hedge.gif</image:loc><image:title>Simpson Hedge</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/1qqekc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1qqekc</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/1qqeec.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1qqeec</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/1qqe4j.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1qqe4j</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/1pmbwy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1pmbwy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-16T00:00:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2017/02/24/podcast-will-it-gaff/</loc><lastmod>2017-05-03T23:29:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2017/01/19/new-zealands-oldest-craft-brewery-further-discussion-2/</loc><lastmod>2017-02-04T22:53:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2016/09/09/contracting-an-illness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/picture-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Martin Townshend, Brewer</image:title><image:caption>Borrowed from Jed Soane/The Beer Project.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-16T08:59:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2016/06/08/how-to-name-a-beer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/tumblr_mevqn69jzx1qiqr26.png</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_mevqn69jZx1qiqr26</image:title><image:caption>Eventually, the beer would be called 'Summer Sommer'.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/pitbull-tap.png</image:loc><image:title>pitbull-tap</image:title><image:caption>ParrotDog beer nice.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/im_afraid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Im_afraid</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-06T10:15:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2016/04/20/what-your-beer-choice-says-about-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/cat-beer.gif</image:loc><image:title>Cat Beer</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/dscf0030lindsaydawson-e1343246463436.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCF0030LindsayDawson-e1343246463436</image:title><image:caption>Fig. 6: Several Barleywines     Source.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/cantillon-rose-de-gambrinus-375-1_1024x1024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cantillon-Rose-de-Gambrinus-375-1_1024x1024</image:title><image:caption>Fig. 5: A sour Beer    Source.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/townshend-old-house-esb_1024x1024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Townshend-Old-House-ESB_1024x1024</image:title><image:caption>Fig. 3: An ESB Source.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/hapidaze_poster_417x591_150dpi_1024x1024.png</image:loc><image:title>HapiDaze_Poster_417x591_150dpi_1024x1024</image:title><image:caption>Fig. 2: A Pale Ale Source.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/panhead-port-road-pilsner_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>panhead-port-road-pilsner_1</image:title><image:caption>Source.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-08-25T18:27:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2016/03/16/podcast-will-it-shandy/</loc><lastmod>2016-03-15T22:00:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2016/02/22/lets-talk-rationally-about-beer-social-media/</loc><lastmod>2016-03-09T22:04:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2016/01/30/meet-the-beer-media-the-bottleneck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/dylan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dylan</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-30T00:59:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2016/01/11/the-alpacalypse-is-nigh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/llamageddon-poster-small1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Llamageddon Poster Small</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/shirt-model-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shirt Model 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/shirt-model.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shirt Model</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/alpacalypse-poster-small.png</image:loc><image:title>Alpacalypse Poster Small</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-11T06:17:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2015/10/28/who-is-new-zealands-oldest-craft-brewery-draft-4/</loc><lastmod>2017-02-04T21:16:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2015/09/16/video-beer-review-1-hot-water-brewing-kauri-falls-pale-ale/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-24T09:14:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2015/08/21/absolutely-positively-a-dick-move/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/11056544_10153505379790586_186756547978479258_n2-e1439802853561.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11056544_10153505379790586_186756547978479258_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/card.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Card</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/11056544_10153505379790586_186756547978479258_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11056544_10153505379790586_186756547978479258_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-26T23:47:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2015/08/03/beervana-media-brew-flag-burning-and-other-anarchy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/flag-burner-poster1.png</image:loc><image:title>Flag Burner Poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/flag-burner-poster.png</image:loc><image:title>Flag Burner Poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/cj3xutwuyaae2o6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CJ3xuTWUYAAe2o6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/11703058_10153226952257284_2733016477379022230_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11703058_10153226952257284_2733016477379022230_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/cjsevh7uaaa3ojw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CJsEVH7UAAA3OJW</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-03T01:30:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2015/07/20/garage-project-photo-chop-shop/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tummy-tickles-final.png</image:loc><image:title>TUMMY TICKLES FINAL</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/angrypeaches_poster_417x591_150dpi_1024x1024.png</image:loc><image:title>AngryPeaches_Poster_417x591_150dpi_1024x1024</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/lilredrye_tbforshopify_500x500_150dpi_1024x1024-1.png</image:loc><image:title>LilRedRye_TBforShopify_500x500_150dpi_1024x1024 (1)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hop_tbforshopify_500x500_150dpi_49a72ba7-f9ac-4100-9bfc-53ca1d93b680_1024x1024.png</image:loc><image:title>HOP_TBforShopify_500x500_150dpi_49a72ba7-f9ac-4100-9bfc-53ca1d93b680_1024x1024</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/6f5740b0b53838786116172a515105751.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6f5740b0b53838786116172a51510575</image:title><image:caption>For him, life is sweet. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/6f5740b0b53838786116172a51510575.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6f5740b0b53838786116172a51510575</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/beyond_the_pale_-_a3_poster-01_1024x1024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beyond the Pale - A2 Poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/gp-baltic-porter.png</image:loc><image:title>GP Baltic Porter</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/11222037_653796748055352_2676029605504154116_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11222037_653796748055352_2676029605504154116_o</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/monp_titchou_poster_417x591_150dpi_1024x1024.png</image:loc><image:title>MonP_titChou_Poster_417x591_150dpi_1024x1024</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-19T22:02:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2015/06/24/how-to-name-a-brewery/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/collage-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Collage copy</image:title><image:caption>It might also be a time to call a moratorium on 'Hop' names as well... </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/yb.png</image:loc><image:title>YB</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/hopwired-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hopwired 2</image:title><image:caption>This is why we can't have nice things.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/hopwired-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hopwired 1</image:title><image:caption>All G. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/brew-moon.png</image:loc><image:title>Brew-Moon</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-28T01:35:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2015/06/12/will-it-gin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/p1030037.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1030037</image:title><image:caption>Best enjoyed in one of these chairs with fold-out foot rests. They were invented by the Dutch to help them repress the local population in greater comfort.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/11393277_10153134181682284_6088565717636375335_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11393277_10153134181682284_6088565717636375335_n</image:title><image:caption>Tasty, tasty Sweat...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/p1030025-e1433930543448.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1030025</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/p1030019-e1433925482616.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1030019</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/p1030012-e1433924658592.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1030012</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/p1030009-e1433924299304.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1030009</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/p1030005-e1433924043334.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1030005</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-12T05:05:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2015/04/09/the-craft-beer-graveyard/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/img_20150405_120540.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20150405_120540</image:title><image:caption>Also spotted at another brewery.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/green_man_brewery_s_label_will_have_to_stay_photos_4e1ecc6e2e.png</image:loc><image:title>green_man_brewery_s_label_will_have_to_stay_photos_4e1ecc6e2e</image:title><image:caption>There's a lot of history in this one image. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/407626_446196848751614_81819080_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>407626_446196848751614_81819080_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/11084238_776197679143193_2632479218104073296_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11084238_776197679143193_2632479218104073296_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/cluster-graphic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cluster Graphic</image:title><image:caption>Frankly I think Yeastie Boys made a good call not using this logo. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yellow-cross.png</image:loc><image:title>Yellow Cross</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/32354_431546920241220_241881086_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>32354_431546920241220_241881086_n</image:title><image:caption>Yes, beer is made in tanks, that's a very clever pun. But could you have chosen slightly less punchable face to market it with?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/shitwhistle.png</image:loc><image:title>Shitwhistle</image:title><image:caption>Please do not to slap the next Dave you meet after reading this. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/crown.png</image:loc><image:title>Crown</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/untitled.png</image:loc><image:title>Untitled</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-21T00:53:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2015/05/04/the-first-rule-of-hopstock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/hopstock2015logolarge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hopstock2015LogoLarge</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-07T09:44:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2015/03/11/eating-my-words/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/silver-cat-angry-gummy-bear-white-stout.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Silver Cat Angry Gummy Bear White Stout</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-11T09:16:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2015/02/10/the-worst-decision-i-ever-made/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/1423168872126.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1423168872126</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-09T23:21:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2015/02/03/the-craft-queer-project/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/queer-beer-shirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Queer Beer Shirt</image:title><image:caption>Why yes, I cam using the 'Handsome Man Hefting  Keg' shot. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/b8qxpwtccaau20b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>B8QXPWtCcAAU20b</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/b7bncmvcaaenvtj.jpg</image:loc><image:title>B7bnCMvCAAEnVtj</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/10430368_10152904202615842_5117963312574498255_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10430368_10152904202615842_5117963312574498255_n</image:title><image:caption>One very stylish Tough Bitch.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/img_20141204_161207-e1422573246523.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20141204_161207</image:title><image:caption>Paint.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/img_20141204_144122.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20141204_144122</image:title><image:caption>Cut.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/img_20141204_113416.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20141204_113416</image:title><image:caption>Draw.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/10456164_10152400191402143_7911065224875820360_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10456164_10152400191402143_7911065224875820360_n</image:title><image:caption>Tough. Biatch.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/10850087_10152904200820842_2074565871932444295_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10850087_10152904200820842_2074565871932444295_n</image:title><image:caption>This started life as a massive-sleeved 90's jacket.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-10T01:16:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2015/01/27/beer-review-epic-lupulingus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/epic-bottle_lupulingus-011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>epic-bottle_lupulingus-011</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-12T22:39:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2015/01/19/the-bottleneck-awards-2014/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/10687167_529637273836569_3291939270597953885_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10687167_529637273836569_3291939270597953885_n</image:title><image:caption>I firmly believe this beer should have won the 'Flavoured Styles' trophy in the BrewNZ Awards this year. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/jo-wood.png</image:loc><image:title>Jo Wood</image:title><image:caption>Jo Wood.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/10410646_791893710867298_4489722603761775039_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10410646_791893710867298_4489722603761775039_n</image:title><image:caption>What is this stuff? I don't even know.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/sauvin_webstore_poster_1024x1024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sauvin_Webstore_Poster_1024x1024</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/belinda-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Belinda pic</image:title><image:caption>Belinda Gould, Brewer and Head of Awesome at Brew Moon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/gp-01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pete Gillespie, brewer. Garage Project, Aro Street, Wellington, 2013.</image:title><image:caption>I love this picture.    Source.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/panheadblacksabbeth.png</image:loc><image:title>panheadblacksabbeth</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/edmonds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Edmonds</image:title><image:caption>Your bread isn't the only thing on the rise... </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/img_20140817_115930.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140817_115930</image:title><image:caption>Yes, I can be bitchy when I want to. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/img_20140216_014840.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140216_014840</image:title><image:caption>That's right, Day of the Fucking Dead, at a metal gig. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-19T09:36:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2014/07/11/our-man-in-wellington/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/our-man-in-wellington.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Our Man in Wellington</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-15T21:34:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2014/12/15/the-bottlenecks-top-20-beers-you-must-try-to-put-on-your-bucket-list-before-you-die/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/no-image.png</image:loc><image:title>No Image</image:title><image:caption>Source?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/three-floyds-dark-lord-imperial-stout-label.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Three-Floyds-Dark-Lord-Imperial-Stout-label</image:title><image:caption>Source.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/heady-topper-label.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HEADY-TOPPER-LABEL</image:title><image:caption>Source.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/trappist-dance-card-set.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Trappist-Dance-Card-set</image:title><image:caption>Source.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/beers-sculpin-primary-image.png</image:loc><image:title>beers-sculpin-primary-image</image:title><image:caption>Source.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/hopwired.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hopwired</image:title><image:caption>Fig. 4: An IPA Source.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/pilsner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pilsner</image:title><image:caption>Perfectly fine. Except maybe the 'Crisp'...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-31T01:37:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2014/12/08/the-problem-with-beer-photography/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/gfd-canteena.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GFD Canteena</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/media.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Media</image:title><image:caption>Note The Bottleneck in the robe...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/panhead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Panhead</image:title><image:caption>Makes sense. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/hz-bwb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HZ BWB</image:title><image:caption>Viva la Revolucion! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/yeastie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yeastie</image:title><image:caption>Not sure what to call this one, but I like it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/lumbersexuals.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lumbersexuals</image:title><image:caption>Oh yes. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/josh-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Josh 6</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, that's lovely, thanks...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/gareth-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gareth 2</image:title><image:caption>Just stop already! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/gareth-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gareth 1</image:title><image:caption>Damnit Gareth, don't Encourage him!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/renaissance.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Renaissance</image:title><image:caption>I'm just going to leave this here...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-07T23:28:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2014/11/26/beervana-is-decadent-and-depraved-part-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/kingdom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kingdom</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/beer-geek-kingdom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beer Geek Kingdom</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/colin-craig-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Colin Craig 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/concourse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Concourse</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/dissipation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dissipation</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-26T00:01:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2014/10/28/beervana-is-decadent-and-depraved-part-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/stu-and-jula.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stu and Jula</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-25T23:18:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2014/10/15/beervana-is-decadent-and-depraved-part-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/filter-guy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Filter Guy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/angry-brewer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angry Brewer</image:title><image:caption>This cartoon was inspired by an actual rant I was given by a New Zealand brewer. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/anz-geek.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ANZ Geek</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-27T21:51:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2014/09/30/beervana-is-decadent-and-depraved-part-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/001-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>001 (3)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/005-e1411973609627.jpg</image:loc><image:title>005</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-14T21:39:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2014/08/28/my-secret-alter-ego/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/img_20140714_180828.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140714_180828</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/funk-badges.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Funk Badges</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/pdog-taps-e1405925292824.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PDog Taps</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/gp-taps-e1405923708818.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GP TAPS</image:title><image:caption>Noice.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-28T04:40:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2014/06/24/running-the-numbers-aka-that-time-i-drank-a-whole-keg-myself/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/two-pints.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Two Pints</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes I drink two pints simultaneously, to save time...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/tuatara-apa.png</image:loc><image:title>Tuatara APA</image:title><image:caption>Funny how it still says 'Limited Release,' all these years later...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-02T21:18:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2014/06/03/lager-roundup-vol-2-contraband/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/img_20140301_152312.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140301_152312</image:title><image:caption>Taken in the dying days of Summer...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/img_20140524_002121.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140524_002121</image:title><image:caption>Umm, do I have to?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/tui.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tui</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/flame.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FLAME</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-03T02:54:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2014/03/20/straighten-up-and-fly-right/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/1015624_500225690049005_1335969112_o1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1015624_500225690049005_1335969112_o</image:title><image:caption>Would you believe me if I told you the vulture is wearing plate armour and holding an axe just out of frame? Cos it's true. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/img_20140319_233027.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140319_233027</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/img_20140319_210200.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140319_210200</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/cooked-range.png</image:loc><image:title>Cooked Range</image:title><image:caption>Would you believe me if I told you the vulture is wearing plate armour and holding an axe just out of frame? Cos it's true. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-02T22:27:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2014/03/03/recycling-bin-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/img_20140227_090343.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140227_090343</image:title><image:caption>Size increase for clicking.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/img_20140227_085846.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140227_085846</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_20140213_094919.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140213_094919</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_20140213_094958.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140213_094958</image:title><image:caption>Click to Shrink to Nothingness.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_20140213_101024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140213_101024</image:title><image:caption>Click make thing size upwards.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_20140213_093822.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140213_093822</image:title><image:caption>Click to make big.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_20140213_094029.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140213_094029</image:title><image:caption>Click to Embiggen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_20140213_093730.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140213_093730</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_20140213_093529.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140213_093529</image:title><image:caption>Click to Enlarge</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-20T12:25:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2014/02/26/a-beer-review-with-added-rant/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-25T23:27:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2013/06/19/a-different-kind-of-ip-issue/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-16T11:08:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2013/02/14/hop-hugger-pislner/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/p1020623-e1360303801516.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hop Hugger</image:title><image:caption>Pretty much all these photos are taken at my desk.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/p1020624-e1360303351367.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Che</image:title><image:caption>Is that dark for a pils?  Che thinks so.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-15T01:22:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2013/03/07/beer-nation/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-15T00:48:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2014/02/12/craft-beer-on-the-street/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_20140209_135416.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140209_135416</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_20140205_172848.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140205_172848</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_20140128_100846.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140128_100846</image:title><image:caption>Honestly I don't have a joke for this one. Garage cans are like hen's teeth, and to see one crumpled on the street is surreal. 
Khandalla.
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_20140125_163238.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140125_163238</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_20140123_124705.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140123_124705</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_20140113_114639.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140113_114639</image:title><image:caption>Evidence of a crime.
Found outside Golding's.
We don't stock Garage bottles, so it didn't come from us. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_20131107_145735.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20131107_145735</image:title><image:caption>"I woke up in a Soho doorway, a Policeman knew my name!"
Outside Gryphon Theatre, Vivian Street</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_20131021_111615.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20131021_111615</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-12T23:20:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2014/01/27/lager-roundup/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_20140108_151755.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140108_151755</image:title><image:caption>I'm a big fan of glasphemy. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_20140119_012543.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140119_012543</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_20140119_011924.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140119_011924</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-29T01:12:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2014/01/17/the-bottleneck-awards-2013/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/twisted-hop-hopback.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twisted-hop-hopback</image:title><image:caption>c/o The Twisted Hop Brewery.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/13-coconut-label.jpg</image:loc><image:title>13-coconut-label</image:title><image:caption>I find this equal parts cute and perplexing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/577237_10151791297416203_733791455_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>577237_10151791297416203_733791455_n</image:title><image:caption>The Renaissance crew at the BrewNZ Awards. Yes, their Brewer Andy wears a kilt.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/tumblr_lpsrnpqg4h1qiqr26.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_lpsrnpQG4H1qiqr26</image:title><image:caption>Awesome poster, too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/8917946.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8917946</image:title><image:caption>Mike from Panhead is not Jesus, but he does have a nice beard.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/jono.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jono</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/foundry-road.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Foundry Road</image:title><image:caption>I get the feeling that narrow, sans serif fonts are all this Boundary Road's Designer knows how to use. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-17T14:21:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2014/01/05/the-tauranga-beer-scene/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_20131224_1535231.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20131224_153523</image:title><image:caption>Some things, have in fact not changed at all... 
This is the old Coyote logo stamped on all the chairs. I actually founf this kind of cute. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_20131226_125341.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20131226_125341</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_20131226_132305.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20131226_132305</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_20131224_153315.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20131224_153315</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/brew-exterior.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brew Exterior</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_20131224_153346.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20131224_153346</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_20131224_153332.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20131224_153332</image:title><image:caption>I find this less 'Funky Fubist Brewery' and more 'Eastern-Bloc Soviet Factory'. How many Ukrainian peasants died for my beer? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_20131224_153408-e1388881077183.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20131224_153408</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/mount-logos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mount Logos</image:title><image:caption>THIS IS NOT ADEQUATELY EXPLAINED!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-23T22:36:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2013/12/11/my-alcoholic-kitchen-gin-and-tonic-chicken/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_20131110_190411.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20131110_190411</image:title><image:caption>Food photography isn't really my thing. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_20131110_165044.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20131110_165044</image:title><image:caption>And a little more of each in the bag. That beastie is ready to roast! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_20131110_1648411.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20131110_164841</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_20131110_164742.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20131110_164742</image:title><image:caption>Season your chicken with oil, salt and pepper. Stuff some lemon in.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_20131110_164205.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20131110_164205</image:title><image:caption>Take this lot.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-11T01:20:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2013/11/25/pacific-beer-expose/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/pbe2013.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PBE2013</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/dylans-selfie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dylan's selfie</image:title><image:caption>Actually, I lied. I took one other photo with someone else's camera...
C/O Phil Cook</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/our-turn-your-turn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Our Turn Your Turn</image:title><image:caption>Possibly the most classy beer-fest glasses ever. 
Credit: Phil Cook</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/phil-at-pbe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Phil at PBE</image:title><image:caption>Unfortunately I didn't get any photos of the PBE atmosphere. In fact this is the only photo I took, on someone else's camera. I was too busy getting my festival on. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ca_e_flat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ca_e_flat</image:title><image:caption>Credit: Garage Project/Rachel Smythe</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-25T12:58:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2013/10/18/what-i-do-when-im-not-doing-this/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-18T00:46:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2013/09/28/retro-review-gizzy-gold/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/gizzy-bottle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gizzy bottle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/gizzy-sign-e1380331222245.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gizzy Sign</image:title><image:caption>The Gisborne Gold sign at Regional proclaims it to be 'All Malt', harkening back to a time when that actually meant something.   </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-28T05:41:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2013/09/06/a-song-and-dance-about-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/21448_10151788345841649_1425263317_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>21448_10151788345841649_1425263317_n</image:title><image:caption>Fuck'n. Classy. Bastards.
Credit: The Brewers Guild of New Zealand.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/1004691_10151788345581649_693994237_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1004691_10151788345581649_693994237_n</image:title><image:caption>Credit: The Brewers Guild of New Zealand</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-06T22:41:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2013/08/28/the-brothers-banks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/doug-te-radar-and-jim.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Doug, Te Radar and Jim</image:title><image:caption>Doug Banks, Te Radar (MC) and Jim Banks.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-06T22:44:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2013/08/09/film-review-beer-hunter-the-movie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/beer-hunter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beer Hunter</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-09T03:02:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2013/07/13/moa-brews-up-fresh-controversy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/origninal_41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>origninal_4</image:title><image:caption>The advert in question.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/moa-response-2-portrait-address-hidden.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Moa-Response-2-Portrait-Address-Hidden</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-13T01:14:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2013/06/15/san-francisco-a-post-mortem/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/p1020780.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1020780</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/474846_10151714713869179_408902195_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Russian River</image:title><image:caption>So was the Pizza.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/p1020706.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rogue</image:title><image:caption>Um, what the fuck is this? At the Rogue Public Ale House.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/467779_10151714690834179_6275200_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sailing 1</image:title><image:caption>Oh say can you see? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/p1020774.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sailing 2</image:title><image:caption>Imagine this view, but with  awesome IPA in hand...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/2013-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>21st Amendment</image:title><image:caption>Double Plus Good!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/964996_10151714739634179_756262204_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zeitgeist</image:title><image:caption>On the wall at Zeitgeist</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/459399_10151595893557284_1742659895_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paul at Toronado</image:title><image:caption>Paul at Toronado, in a tyupical pose. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/981192_10151714678824179_493841099_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Benders. </image:title><image:caption>At Benders. Now that's Divey!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/p1020792.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Benders 2.</image:title><image:caption>I may have been a little drunk.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-15T15:24:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2013/04/30/attack-of-the-lager-lout/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-21T23:01:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2013/04/18/saluting-the-major/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/sean-and-pete1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sean and Pete</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/re-circulating.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Re-circulating</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/mashing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mashing</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/stiring.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stiring</image:title><image:caption>Brewing faces may or may not contain beards.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-18T05:31:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2013/04/03/my-alcoholic-kitchen-chickenosaurus-rex/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/p1020654.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1020654</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/p1020652.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1020652</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/p1020651.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1020651</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/p1020648-e1364781637809.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1020648</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-07T11:01:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2013/04/01/green-on-grey/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-01T20:02:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2013/03/26/feel-good-hit-of-the-summer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/p1020632.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Haywired</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/beer-is-love-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beer is Love 2</image:title><image:caption>I did not paint this though.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-26T20:02:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/about/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-24T05:06:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2013/03/21/coming-out-of-the-wardrobe/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-21T00:39:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2013/03/15/8-wired-grand-cru/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc_0684-e1363297128609.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0684</image:title><image:caption>My beer is slightly crooked.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc_0686-e1363296652878.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0686</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-20T10:51:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2013/02/25/api-ipa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/858062_486609198053526_1301400516_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>858062_486609198053526_1301400516_o</image:title><image:caption>Photo courtesy of Garage Project.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dsc_0675-e1361754995319.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0675</image:title><image:caption>Inverting this tap badge reveals a hidden satanic message.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dsc_0674.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0674</image:title><image:caption>API is IPA backwards!  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-02T01:33:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2013/02/22/three-men-walk-into-a-bar/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-24T23:30:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2013/02/08/beer-bunny/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/p10206071-e1360217288774.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pan Shot</image:title><image:caption>This is art.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/p1020613-e1360215696863.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hannah and Hare</image:title><image:caption>Hannah, demonstrating correct the neolithic technique.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/p1020610.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Slow Cooker</image:title><image:caption>Everything in the slow cooker.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/p1020609-e1360280443396.jpg</image:loc><image:title>La Trappe Dubbel</image:title><image:caption>A tableau.   </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/p1020604-e1360217035312.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tableau</image:title><image:caption>Hare is apparently a red meat.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-08T02:05:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2013/02/05/rye-chai-ipa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dsc_0672-e1359962757396.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0672</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-05T00:20:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2013/02/01/henry-fords-girthsome-fjord/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/p10206211.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HFGF</image:title><image:caption>"Lets put a horse on the label!"
"Um, why?"
"No idea!  Also, it needs a hat!"  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/p1020619-e1359251057285.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chunky Bits</image:title><image:caption>Chunky bits!  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/p1020616-e1359251262686.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Henry Fords Girthsome Fjord</image:title><image:caption>MDHFGF in my Baird Boston with my trusty Fish-Pen.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-03T07:27:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2013/01/29/hodgeson-ipa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/p1020600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hodgson IPA</image:title><image:caption>Hodgson IPA seen here with my Marchfest Che Glass and Gordon Freeman Specs.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-02T23:37:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/usage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thebottleneck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/cc.png</image:loc><image:title>CC</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-31T11:31:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/2013/01/28/by-way-of-introduction/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-28T23:28:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net/caveat-lector/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-25T23:34:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://thebottleneck.net</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2025-07-03T00:29:12+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
